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   messageicon FOR SALE: Wedding dress, size 12, worn once by mistake.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 21:46 by Laura Comments (0)  

   messageicon I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 01:25 by Laura Comments (0)  

   messageicon scream in a Library, everyone just looks at you, but if you scream on a plane, everyone joins in!!?
←Rate | 03-08-2011 02:21 by Laura Comments (0)  

   messageicon Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 01:33 by Laura Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm a cool mom, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: Oh My God and WTF: Why The Face
←Rate | 03-07-2011 20:32 by Laura Comments (0)  

   messageicon As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 01:27 by Laura Comments (0)  


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