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   messageicon If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 14:07 by Kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon A friend of mine once commented that huamns are the only species to go out of our way to obtain milk after we've been weaned, I replied that we were the only species with cookies.
←Rate | 01-30-2010 14:38 by Kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon If love is a game..where can I buy the multiplayer-version?
←Rate | 01-30-2010 14:43 by Kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon when someone asks you what time it is..glance at your watch and say "it's either 6:15 or mickey has a hard-on." guaranteed they'll ask someone else.
←Rate | 02-07-2010 03:34 by kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wanna find a girl who loves me for my money, but doesnt understand math.
←Rate | 01-29-2010 19:28 by Kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon you know, i've only ever been wrong once in my life, and that's when I thought I was wrong but was actually right.
←Rate | 03-01-2010 11:20 by Kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon Genius - The ability to produce fantastic amounts of equally fantastic bullsh*t that all makes perfect sense
←Rate | 10-27-2010 22:46 by kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas.
←Rate | 09-14-2010 14:25 by Kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon wants to find a woman but then has a beer and a nap and it makes everything right again
←Rate | 03-01-2010 11:17 by Kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I ever have a girlfriend that requests that we have a 'song' together, after I laugh, I shall suggest master p - you can be my b!tch
←Rate | 02-03-2010 19:58 by Kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon i do what I please and I please who I do.
←Rate | 02-03-2010 20:04 by Kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon A woman's work is never done. Which is probably why they don't make as much.
←Rate | 09-30-2010 23:36 by Kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon girls are like square roots. If they're under 15 you just do them in your head
←Rate | 09-04-2010 16:27 by Kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't think I'm better than others, it just so happens that so far, statistically, I am
←Rate | 04-05-2010 21:30 by kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon So there're these 'don't start forest fires' commercials telling me to get my smokey on. All I can think is "If an anthropomorphic bear in a pair of jeans and one of those ranger hats comes up and tells me not to set stuff on fire, I probably already did
←Rate | 01-29-2010 19:27 by kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm still looking for a girl that can get aroused by the sound of a hard drive spinning down
←Rate | 04-05-2010 21:32 by kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon Religious girls are easy, once I convince them I'm god
←Rate | 02-03-2010 20:01 by Kobrah Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women are like refrigerators; cold on the inside, you always want to put your meat in them, and they all belong in the kitchen.
←Rate | 07-10-2010 14:11 by Kobrah Comments (0)  


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