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   messageicon if you feel that the window of opportunity is closed to you, just pick up a rock and smash that f*er to pieces!
←Rate | 01-21-2010 10:58 by Doug Comments (0)  


   messageicon My doctor told me today that I was too sweet. Well, her exact words were, "severely diabetic", but I knew what she meant.
←Rate | 08-08-2019 17:08 by Doug Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes you have to look back to see just how far you HAVE come. Dont dwell on the past. Things and people move into the past for a reason and do not make it into your present and future for a reason. You look back to gain perspective, not to gain doubt
←Rate | 10-28-2011 04:40 by DOUG Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to have super powers, but my psychiatrist took them away
←Rate | 12-05-2009 06:35 by Doug Comments (0)  



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