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Ladies: Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and expect to be treated like a Queen.
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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Best way to get out of a text convo: "The message could not be delivered due to a temporary network setup error. Please try later. Error 2128-226110
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Dear Internet Users, Someday you will regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms & Conditions.
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Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future.
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I dont ask for a blow job because the word job makes it sound like its strenuous physical labor. Instead, I ask for mouth hugs.
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There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.
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If at first you do succeed, try something harder
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“The only trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance...
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Give yourself an even greater challenge than the one you are trying to master and you will develop the powers necessary to overcome the original difficulty.
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Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance.
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Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it...
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Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
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People have champagne taste with a beer budget in a materialistic world...
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Evil enters like a splinter and spreads like herpes...
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You might as well do your Christmas hinting early...
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