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   messageicon Don't text and walk at the same time. Trust me, that street lamp is closer than you think..
←Rate | 05-07-2010 00:40 by @akshay7890 Comments (0)  

   messageicon believes that if you tellyour boss what you really thinkof him, the truth will set youfree.
←Rate | 02-15-2010 23:58 by @akshay7890 Comments (2)  

   messageicon just received a coupon inthe mail: Buy one sock, get oneFREE! While socks last.
←Rate | 02-15-2010 23:29 by @akshay7890 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Statistically 5/4 of peoplehave trouble with fractions.
←Rate | 02-15-2010 23:16 by @akshay7890 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've always wondered iffilm directors wake up screaming"CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" whenthey have nightmares.
←Rate | 02-15-2010 23:50 by @akshay7890 Comments (0)  


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