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That awkward moment when you chilling in a park and Bruno Mars walks by dragging the piano ;)
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The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him.
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I believe that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free
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Dance like no one's going to put it on YouTube.
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You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.
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1 Universe, 8 Planets, 7 Continents, 809 Islands, 204 Countries, and I had the privilege of meeting you.
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There no need to miss someone from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
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When do you think Snooki gonna realize that she's a GRENADE?
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The only person I'm better than is the person I was yesterday.
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your teeth are like the stars - yellow and far away from eachother
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If a girl gets a free drink, it doesn't mean she'll be interested, it'll only mean "YAAY FREE DRINK!!"
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Relationships are like sharing a book. It doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
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Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me. Don't know me? Don't judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea
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My name is I, My problem is LOVE, The solution is YOU.
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A second chance doesn't mean anything if you haven't learned from your first mistake.
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I never knew that "never odd or even" is "never odd or even" spelt backwards!
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Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone's bathrooms look like, one mirror at a time.
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If life gave Lady Gaga lemons, she'd probably make an outfit out of them.
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Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must've been creepy "What're you doing why R you sucking my face?" "Jus trust me on this one"
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► Play the moments ▌▌ Pause the memories ■ Stop the pain ◄◄ Rewind the happiness. Be a remote in your life
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