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What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman? Their criminal record.
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I always bring a condom with me on a night out. Unfortunately, it's always the same one.
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When I was in high school I was suspended for fingering a girl behind the bike shed. Now my son is in junior school and history is repeating itself. I've been arrested this time though.
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