Funny Status Message #99817

X says Kristen Stewart seems like one of those missing milk carton kids who was raised by their kidnapper.
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# 67728 If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.
# 83140 If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.
# 67986 If I ever end up missing, please put my picture on a bottle of vodka and not a milk carton, because then I know for sure that my friends will remember to look for me!

←Rate | 05-13-2012 09:42 by Baddie

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