Funny Status Message #98452
X I did a half hour on the treadmill each day last week. This week, I'm up to 1 hour a day. I'm slowly building up to actually turning it on some time in the future.
Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 100201 Woman says: "Be honest with me"... Man hears: "Lie convincingly, or you'll be stuck talking about this for the next hour and a half; then every other week for the next six months; then, whenever she's mad/happy/bored and feels like bringing it up again.."
- # 208539 I'm not turning my clock back an hour on Nov 1st because seriously none of us need an extra hour of 2023.
- # 184219 Stop all your crying about losing an hour of sleep from Daylight Savings Time. Business travelers experience it every single week...
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
