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X If Target sends you coupons for rope, garbage bags, and bleach, abort the mission. They know too much.
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  • # 26766 When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. Then start swinging. Make it hard for them to hit a moving target.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-23-2012 09:50 by SuthernFukr
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