Funny Status Message #81901
X is A cowboy rode up, got off his horse, lifted its tail and gave him a good wet kiss on his ass. He turned, saw guys on the porch and said, I got me a mean case of chapped lips! One fella asked, Does it help? He said, No, but it keeps me from licking em..
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- # 100244 Friendly Advice: If you run out of Chapstick, just use chicken sh!t. It doesn't help your chapped lips, but it keeps you from licking them.
- # 134932 Seriously guys, if you want a woman to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you guys need to learn to a save a tree and eat a beaver.
- # 172312 It's curious how a dog's erection can look so much like a tube of cherry chapstick yet do almost nothing for chapped lips.
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