Funny Status Message #79287
X says Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, made the dinner.
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Sunday November 13, 2011 @ 01:39 PM
Amen to that!