Funny Status Message #29952
X is Condoms hidden, plates and dishes washed, toilet tissue put in dispenser, fruits bought, bed made, bathtub washed, house cleaned and vacuumed, gospel music playing, TV turned on to CNN. MY PARENTS ARE VISITING IN AN HOUR AM SET!!
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Anonymous
Wednesday August 25, 2010 @ 04:20 PM
Wednesday August 25, 2010 @ 04:20 PM
Oops.....meant "old"...still lame though
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Wednesday August 25, 2010 @ 04:19 PM
Ols stuff with additional stuff added...lame