Funny Status Message #77990

X I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 134961 Text from hubby: Wanna go to Lowe’s and get a new toilet seat tonight? Me: Hell yeah! In your face single people. IN. YOUR. FACE.
# 13983 If I could turn back time I'd slap myself silly the moment I was in Home Depot and thought it was a good idea to buy a padded toilet seat. Never...EVER... get up too quickly from a padded toilet seat
# 152102 In case if emergency, your seat cushion may be used to choke that annoying crying baby closest to you.

←Rate | 11-02-2011 17:14 by SuthernFukr

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links