Funny Status Message #75937

X Going to McDonalds for oatmeal is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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# 74974 There's no difference between instant maple & brown sugar oatmeal & an oatmeal & raisin cookie so screw the system, I'm eating the cookie.

←Rate | 10-19-2011 20:15 by g0re

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