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X is Ever since my roommate got a new uptight, b!tchy girlfriend he's been acting like a real d!ck to everyone. So one night I took his phone, went on his facebook and checked in at a male strip club, then a gay bar, then a wmca. He's single again.DontBeAd!ck
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←Rate | 09-21-2011 04:40 by Jackbrass | Tags: Approved , noads

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