Funny Status Message #71788
X says I drove 10m south, 3rd right, 5th left,... After hours, I call home "Jen, honey... is the cat at home?" Wife: "Yeah, napping on couch, why ?" Me (frustrated): "Put the damn cat on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions!" Can't get rid of a cat, can you
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