Funny Status Message #71051

X Day five of the Insanity Workout. Ten minutes of talking to a mailbox... Followed by an hour at McDonald's with a sword.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 50191 Did you knOw that if your awake for more than 72 hours you can get away with killing someone by pleading insanity. I'm on hour 56 I'll let you know tomorrow how things go.
# 160002 BEWARE I bought the insanity workout series paid good money and I've watched it 5 times still haven't lost a pound. I'm gonna go get a BigMac and fries sit and watch it one more time! if I don't lose any weight I'm gonna take it back on the way to Dominos
# 91184 Fact: You can burn up to 10 calories a minutes while having sex... Related: Looking for a workout partner.

←Rate | 09-13-2011 12:41 by SuthernFukr | Tags: Approved

Comments (1)

Comments for this message(Page 1 of 1)

Post a Comment

JBabcock
Tuesday September 13, 2011 @ 01:40 PM

You crack my a$$ up!!

Note: If an administrator or moderator post a comment their name will be bold and in blue (ie: TJ). Do not accept imitations.
1 |

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links