Funny Status Message #69297
X says A guy who takes his wife swimming at a shark infested beach when it's that time of the month has a hidden agenda.
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- # 191036 I was walking on the beach yesterday when I noticed this guy in the ocean splashing around and yelling " shark, help, shark!!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
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