Funny Status Message #66653
X There are three very important things you can always give but still keep at the same time...Your word, a smile and your heart
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- # 70433 What you give to a woman is multiplied. Give her sperm, she gives you baby. Give her a house, she gives a home. Give her groceries, she gives you a meal. Give her a smile, she gives you her heart. Give her a little crap, she gives you a ton of sh!t.
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- # 67045 My boss asked me if I was trying to give him a heart attack, I'm guessing by my smug smile and walk off he got his answer.
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