Funny Status Message #60350

X The paper shredder will shred Pop-Tarts! I repeat: THE PAPER SHREDDER WILL SHRED POP TARTS!
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←Rate | 06-13-2011 19:10 by @The69Sheriff | Tags: Approved

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