Funny Status Message #52046

X Walk into kitchen for orange juice; walk out with sandwich, crackers, chocolate milk, and the TV remote you lost 30 minutes ago
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 186304 If you mix vodka, orange juice and milk of magnesia... Do you get a Phillips screwdriver?
# 161328 The milk in my fridge went bad. It beat up the orange juice and started selling meth to the condiments.
# 53282 I hate those stupid orange juice commercials that make it seem like no matter what happens throughout the day as long as you have some "orange juice" it'll be okay.....

←Rate | 04-04-2011 21:47 by ptv | Tags: Approved

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links