Funny Status Message #43419

X Jesus, take the wheel. My beer just rolled under the seat..
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←Rate | 01-20-2011 15:43 by Aaron | Tags: Approved

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Thursday January 20, 2011 @ 09:18 PM

Good start...now... just don't try to take it back and you'll be just fine

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