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X Did you hear about the new Austalian diet? It's called Swim Fast.
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←Rate | 01-12-2011 03:42 by lemonpillow

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Grammar
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 11:51 PM

Funny joke but did you hear about "spell checker"

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