Funny Status Message #35945

X Note to self: After applying Icy Hot, make sure to wash hands before going to the bathroom!!
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Mickeybruce
Thursday November 4, 2010 @ 06:16 PM

And if you chop jalapenos bare handed, wash your hands really well before you masturbate!!

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