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X Guy in the bathroom: In the Army they taught us to wash our hands after taking a leak. Me: In the Marine Corp they taught us not to piss on our hands.
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←Rate | 10-21-2010 12:42 by Michael | Tags: Approved

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Wankingintears
Thursday October 21, 2010 @ 04:13 PM

Ohhhh, Also you should mention U.S Marine, dont want it being confused with the British commando aka (real deal)

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