Funny Status Message #32863

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X I left my cross-eyed girlfriend today. The b*tch was seeing someone else.
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←Rate | 10-01-2010 14:09 by lemonpillow | Tags: Approved

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Anonymous
Friday October 1, 2010 @ 02:20 PM

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahhahahaha!

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Lemonpillow
Friday October 1, 2010 @ 02:26 PM

Glad you liked! :) xx

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Anonymous
Friday October 1, 2010 @ 02:31 PM

I about spit out my iced tea! Hahaha..here I am posting my own statuses and I reloaded, read urs and um..Buahahahha busted out! Thanks! ;)

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The Hell?
Friday October 1, 2010 @ 02:36 PM

I swear we have to start with 2 thumbs down

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Heather25
Friday October 1, 2010 @ 02:47 PM

[at] "The Hell" Pssh and since when are YOU "The GREATEST thing since sliced bread"...?? I'd say ur a bit swallow. Having said that, I sure in "The Hell" laughed my a$$ off!

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Bread loaf
Friday October 1, 2010 @ 02:54 PM

Agreed

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Lemonpillow
Friday October 1, 2010 @ 08:30 PM

Group hug! :)

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Marymc
Friday October 1, 2010 @ 09:25 PM

Lol cute Also in on the group hug.

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Fatt Sweating Man
Saturday October 2, 2010 @ 01:11 AM

Me Two!!