Funny Status Message #30735

He say "Ow! I'm in the oldest joke ever"

No he says "OW" ...i ran into a bar. can't you read hater?

I am so sick of people putting their two cents like that in. What have you "WRITTEN" lately Pat? Oh I see "He say "Ow! I'm in the oldest joke ever"" I think my "Oldest joke ever" is just a little funnier than some broken english from a douche critic that references his name after jacking off. Get a life, no one on this site is waiting for your riveting critic and articulate one liners. You should go lose your virginity and see if you can pull yourself away from trying to drag people down. I can't believe you, so what its the oldest joke, its funny and worth throwing up on your status.

I can see this is a bad time for you Zack. My mistake you must be having your period. Keep up the bad work and I look forward to commenting on any other jokes that you have managed to translate from Hieroglyphics

Yeah heaven forbid you get a real life instead of hanging around to to talk shit. LOL thats funny i think i saw your Pat McGroin name on the same slab, along with my joke and some chicken scratch about crossing a street.

Yes I am the one without a life because I am the one cares enough to have a hissy fit because someone made a comment on a post. Some people are just too sensitive, its not even like its your own joke.
It does surprise me that you didnt actually start off with the chicken crossing the street joke. I guess you must be saving that for a special occasion

No, i got pist because who cares? What makes you think your two cents is worth throwing in? You're not paid to be a hater, why try to drag people down? I'm pist because it's people like you that ruin this site. Either hit thumbs up or down, not ruin his good time with stupid crap. Of coarse it's an old joke captain obvious, it's not the point. It's something you can put on up as your status or not. That's why you don't have a life, because you stand on your pedestal (probably from your room in your moms house)and judge, seriously get a life.

Kids like you really need to stop being so sensitive, unless you are still going through your emo stage then carry on.
"I got pist because who cares?" Well you do obviously.
I'm not paid to hate but then again I'm not paid to like either. If you can be dragged down by one comment then you deserve what comes your way.
Its actually people like you that ruin the site with your stone age posts that have been posted 100s of times.
The reason I comment is because I want to, it's called freedom of speech and if that bothers you then thats too bad. You are going to find it tough as an adult if you start crying everytime someone says something you dont like.

You two are morons