Funny Status Message #30706

X I can stop a speeding bullet. Once.
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←Rate | 09-04-2010 13:20 by Aaron | Tags: Approved

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Saturday September 4, 2010 @ 09:08 PM

U can copy Jeff Dunham...good 4 u

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