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X My therapist once told me, "Sarah, no one is taking advantage of you." Feeling a bit better I asked how much was the co-pay. He said "I don't know how much do you got?"
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←Rate | 08-22-2010 13:38 by lemonpillow | Tags: Approved

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Real American
Sunday August 22, 2010 @ 03:17 PM

Whats the punchline? is this some kind of english humor? its sucks!

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Lemonpillow
Sunday August 22, 2010 @ 06:21 PM

Bloody right is does!

oh dear..sorry.. :(

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Real australian
Tuesday August 24, 2010 @ 02:26 AM

Dear real american. I have a suggestion. Instead of proving how arrogant and ridiculous "real americans" are, why dont you just click thumbs down and move on. That way you will have more time to masturbate to your female avatar on world of warcraft. Just in addition ive read some of your status updates and it looks as though you might need to give yourself an uppercut and a lesson in irony because you clearly dont understand the concept.

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Real American
Tuesday August 24, 2010 @ 03:18 PM

What the hell is world of warcraft? and what the hell is an "australian"? I totally understand irony its like coppery or steely and aluminiumy. Is that ironic enough for you?

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Anonymous
Thursday August 26, 2010 @ 09:08 AM

Ah excuse me real american... Did you really have to ruin english in your poor attempt at a joke just there? That was hugely offensive to anyone with an education and a sense of humor. Perhaps you should learn english before you try comedy. Just because your family interbreeds gives you no right, or excuse to publicly trash the english language. I hope you get leprosy

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Real American
Thursday August 26, 2010 @ 05:56 PM

If you are going to preach about an education then ensure your own comment is perfect. Just so you know its "English" not "english". Interbreeding and leprosy is the best you can come up with? Its obviously a lot more difficult for you when you have to try and be original

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