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X I met a girl in a pub last night.We ended up going back to hers.After a few more drinks, we started kissing & having a bit of foreplay on the sofa.She looked at me and said, "Let's take this upstairs."I said,"Okay you grab one end and I'll grab the other.
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←Rate | 07-27-2010 19:02 by lemonpillow | Tags: Approved

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Lemonpillow
Wednesday July 28, 2010 @ 07:36 AM

Best you saw in a minute? Lol. That good then? Hehe thanks.x

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