Funny Status Message #27714

George Carlin...

Haha damn, caught and called out. And only allowed 255 characters. I had to paraphrase like a mother f*cker lol. Still though, its a pretty good quote. seem though if you insult religion on this site, you are doomed to the thumbs down lol.

Your going to burn in Hell!...and you wont be laughing anymore.

Oh scare tactics. At least you didnt quote a scripture on me. LOL

Yea Tracy All these bible huggers crack me up.It's a joke. If there is a GOD which I doubt, i'm sure he/she/it has to have some kinda sense of humor.So get over it and laugh it up. Because I am LOL

It doesn't work to quote scripture to ass holes who don't even have a bible. LOL

First off.. He doesn't just live in the sky.. God is everywhere. Second...it's not pissing God off that puts you there.. it's what you do that sends you to hell. Try reading and doing research before criticizing God you may be sorry in the end

Haha. I have read it the bible Wendy along with all the other major religions and MINOR religions of the earth. The fastest way to become an Atheist is to read it from front to back. Oh there are more religions on this planet besides christianity.. maybe you didnt know that. Lets take a look and go with numbers of followers. Christianity: 2.1 billion, Islam: 1.5 billion
Secular/Nonreligious/Agnostic/Atheist: 1.1 billion,
Hinduism: 900 million, Chinese traditional religion: 394 million, Buddhism: 376 million primal-indigenous: 300 million,
African Traditional & Diasporic: 100 million, Sikhism: 23 million, Juche: 19 million, Spiritism: 15 million, Judaism: 14 million, Baha'i: 7 million, Jainism: 4.2 million, Shinto: 4 million, Cao Dai: 4 million, Zoroastrianism: 2.6 million,
Tenrikyo: 2 million, Neo-Paganism: 1 million, Unitarian-Universalism: 800 thousand, Rastafarianism: 600 thousand, Scientology: 500 thousand.
I guess all those religions (I didnt even mention most of them) Are all going to straight to hell, well besides Christianity. I mean, because you guys OBVIOUSLY have the truth, even though christianity borrowed heavily from the Pagan traditions of other religions at the time. and hinduism was the first recorded religion light years before that, and the Native American oral Traditions even predate that, oh and the african oral traditions even predate that. They must all be burning now, because they didnt believe in a little brown jew. P.S. I threw in Atheism numbers for fun.

You can throw out all the stats you want it isnt impressive and anyboby can pull that up from the internet. What it boils down to is you came from a home with no love and because of it you are bitter. No one to share the good news of the gospel no one to show you a porpuse driven life. Don't respond to this fool anymore just pray for him. I am sure he is not even married and is all alone with just a computer.

The stats mean nothing to me. I said DO RESEARCH.. not look on Google for the latest statistics of what you THINK Christianity SHOULD be. Natural disasters happen...people die in terrible ways.. It doesn't mean God is terrible. HE doesn't MAKE it happen. I don't understand why you are SO bitter toward Christians and Christianity. If you actually READ and UNDERSTAND scripture, (which I don't think you do or have.. and if you have, you have been seriously mislead) you will find that God is a loving God. Sure He gets angry... who doesn't? Obey His Word (the Bible) and maybe life won't be so hard for you. I'm sorry that you are so bitter and have such a twisted point of view. You need all the prayers you can get! LOL

To think that there is not something greater out there than your puny little mind can fathom, is not a surprize. There may be many different faiths in the world, usually it is what our family has grown up with. there are many different paths that can can you to the same place. All have the same goal in mind.