Funny Status Message #23970

X Not to be insensitive, but this oil spill better not affect my access to delicious pelican meat.
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←Rate | 06-09-2010 16:32 by jdpower | Tags: Approved

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Tracy
Thursday June 10, 2010 @ 04:42 PM

HAHAHAHA, now that made me laugh out loud, Im totally reposting this as my status. My friends are going to hate me. LOL

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