Funny Status Message #176670

X says Never give up on your dreams. You can go from Slovakian call girl to First Lady if you put your mind to it.
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MaMaWildthing
Tuesday September 12, 2017 @ 05:29 PM

For the Win....Your Reply! HaHaHaHa!!!!

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