Funny Status Message #17325
X If I had a nickel for every time I've misplaced my keys, there'd be a jarful of money I would also have to look for.
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John
Saturday March 20, 2010 @ 10:41 PM
Saturday March 20, 2010 @ 10:41 PM
You should really stop posting ur NOT funny...
Meh
Saturday March 20, 2010 @ 11:00 PM
Saturday March 20, 2010 @ 11:00 PM
For realz.... John is right
Marymc
Sunday March 21, 2010 @ 08:43 AM
Sunday March 21, 2010 @ 08:43 AM
Funny
Anonymous
Sunday May 23, 2010 @ 10:38 PM
Sunday May 23, 2010 @ 10:38 PM
Dear John and meh. Meh is not a word please relearn english and revert back to your previous activities. Masturbating to your female avatar on world of warcraft and killing hookers in your basement. John. Plain and simple your a twat. You bought a cat to help with the loneliness, but your cat gets out more than you do. Your on this website to Plagerise other peoples ideas because you both have the brains of a mentally retarded chimp on valium. Yours sincerly barrack Obama.
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Saturday March 20, 2010 @ 07:34 PM
I like her calender too!!