Funny Status Message #169346

X says Strangers get so paranoid when they catch you stirring a mysterious powder into their drink.
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# 167773 The Lord works in mysterious ways...like when he sent that alligator to drag the toddler off, right in front of his horrified parents. It's all part of His wonderful, divine plan! How mysterious.... Amen!
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# 70308 "If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid.. That's ridiculous. If you have a gun, what in the hell do you have to be paranoid for?"

←Rate | 07-25-2016 06:51 by Psycho

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