Funny Status Message #167107

X I hate when I'm on a first date and she goes, "I just know we'll be together forever." Then uses Crazy Glue instead of lube.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 183066 Crazy glue is like regular glue except it forgot to take its meds
# 40850 Crazy? I was crazy once. My parents locked me in a round room and told me to sit in the corner. Corner? I couldn't find a corner! That bugged me. Bugs? I hate bugs. They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once...
# 191965 filled the lip gloss with crazy glue, it is gonna be a quiet and peaceful week for sure.

←Rate | 05-19-2016 09:39 by Fazzella

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links