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X Heart pounding, pupils dilated, fingers trembling, dry mouth, sweaty palms, rising feeling of panic... Where the hell has my phone gone?
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←Rate | 04-06-2016 19:49 by Aaron

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Gatsy
Thursday February 23, 2017 @ 12:52 AM

Always the best content from these prudigioos writers.

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