Funny Status Message #165226

X says *calls up Domino's. . . WHY WOULD YOU CUT MY PIZZA SO UNEVENLY? . . YOU'RE TEARING MY FAMILY APART !
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←Rate | 03-11-2016 19:37 by snotty

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