Funny Status Message #163743

X says My birthstone is just a frozen pizza.
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# 130056 No offense DiGiorno, but if someone cooks a frozen pizza at home and confuses it with a person delivering a pizza, they might be insane.
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# 94724 eHarmony just said my only compatible match is a bottle of wine and a frozen pizza.

←Rate | 01-25-2016 19:03 by snotty

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