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X *2025... There's only one smoker left in the world... The Quit Smoking ads on tv get personal.... HEY STEVE, STOP SMOKING. YOU STINK. YOUR WIFE SAYS YOU NEED VIAGRA.
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←Rate | 10-31-2015 07:05 by snotty

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Sunday November 1, 2015 @ 08:02 AM

Ha,, I wish I got "paid" for posting here.. These are jokes... I'm sorry you're offended by what I think is funny..... P.S. Who hurt you when you were little?..geesh

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