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Friday July 3, 2015 @ 06:51 AM
By staying up late to wright a fact based fiction book about him. Put that in your juice box and suck it!
Saturday July 4, 2015 @ 05:45 PM
"Serve Christ" is key here. Read exactly what your Bible says heaven actually is, and how you get there. Get there by serving God by murdering or enslaving people, raping women and hating everyone not like you. Eternal worship of an egotistical being who wants nothing more than to be worshiped. Sorry, but that sounds a lot more like "Hell" to me. Even if it were true, I'd take eternal burning over that. But it isn't true, so I don't relly worry about it.
Tuesday July 21, 2015 @ 07:56 AM
"But it isn't true, so I don't relly worry about it."
Yet, here you are, spewing vitriol over something that 'doesn't exist' and something you claim to not be worried about.
Your actions contradict your words.
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Friday July 3, 2015 @ 01:16 AM
Oh shut the hell up, you Christ freak!