Funny Status Message #159147

X Hmmmm,, Texting while driving is illegal,,, but you can go ahead and eat a burrito while putting on mascara?
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# 83867 Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? I pulled up next to this chick in the car putting on mascara and it just didnt look right with those yellow teeth!
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# 65395 This ban on texting while driving only makes things worse. Now I have to worry about driving, texting AND not getting caught texting

←Rate | 06-06-2015 13:57 by snotty

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