Funny Status Message #148635

X "It was consensual, the crab legs wanted to be stolen"~~Jamies Winston's attorney...
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# 148884 Waiter I'll tell you the same thing I told my plastic surgeon - give me crab legs.
# 148629 Donald Sterling said to be confused as to why Jameis Winston would steal crab legs and not fried chicken.
# 148640 Jameis Winston did NOT steal those crab legs intentionally. He is so into football, that he felt sorry for the shellfish, and merely thought he would do the right thing by putting them on injured reserve.

←Rate | 04-30-2014 22:49 by scottyp

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