Funny Status Message #148884

X says Waiter I'll tell you the same thing I told my plastic surgeon - give me crab legs.
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# 148640 Jameis Winston did NOT steal those crab legs intentionally. He is so into football, that he felt sorry for the shellfish, and merely thought he would do the right thing by putting them on injured reserve.
# 80212 She got her looks from her mother.....she was a plastic surgeon
# 85732 I'd like to thank my attorney, my plastic surgeon and my psychiatrist.

←Rate | 05-08-2014 13:31

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