Funny Status Message #148237

X So the clown at my kid's birthday party has been pulling a CVS receipt out of his sleeve for the past 20 minutes..
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# 30183 There are two things I do at the ATM - deposit and withdraw. I don't even check my balance, because it's on the receipt. So, for the love of God, can someone please tell me what the douche in front of me has been doing for the past 10 minutes???
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←Rate | 04-21-2014 18:45 by snotty

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