Funny Status Message #147390

X DIET HACK: You can use flour tortillas as napkins
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# 142214 When fat people say that they're on a diet it just means they've started using napkins to try and take some grease off their pizzas.
# 24950 wishes diets would be easier....like a burger diet or a pizza diet...best would be alcohol diet....man I would dedicate my life to following interesting diets like that....goes without saying I meant if those diets help you lose weight....wow....god is u
# 140994 For Thxgiving, sent out a noticed to all my wierd family to BYOF menu...that's Bring Your Own Food, cuz I cant keep up with all the Vegans, gulton-free, diabetics, sugarfree, only-carbs diet, no-carbs diet, and the no water diet people in my family.

←Rate | 03-29-2014 18:48 by snotty

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