Funny Status Message #143284

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X I saw a woman about to jump off a cliff. “You want to have sex first”, I said. She said, “no” so I said “OK, I’ll wait for you at the bottom!”
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←Rate | 01-06-2014 22:53

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Tuesday January 7, 2014 @ 10:44 AM

Best one of the week, thanks I'm stealing it

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