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X says If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them
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# 18264 If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow. I'd be at the bottom to catch them when they fall.
# 70359 I met an old Air Force guy. He said the first time he was gonna jump out of a plane he was scared. He said the Captain told him to jump, or he'd stick his d**k where the "sun don't shine". I go, "Did you jump?" He said, "A little."
# 198640 If CN N told you the only cure of covid-19 is to jump off a bridge. Which bridge are yall going to choose...

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