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X says For a guy who could turn water into wine, it’s surprising Jesus wasn’t a hit with the ladies.
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# 194348 I think it's a miracle Jesus was able to turn water into wine but I thank God each morning for giving me the ability to turn water into coffee.
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# 170400 We don't know if Mary ever made Jesus turn her water into wine because there wasn't social media back then for Moms to talk about wine on.

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